Simpsons Quotes
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2009-03-12 00:14
Simpsons Quotes
| Quote | Character |
|---|---|
| Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2. | Chief Wiggum |
| What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? | Mr. Burns |
| It's not just a store - it's a Megastore! 'Mega' means 'good,' 'store' means 'thing. | Homer Simpson |
| Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun. | Bart Simpson |
| You like Shake n' Bake. You used to put it in your coffee. | Marge Simpson |
| Someone please, give me a job. I lowered my quote to $8 million. I do nude scene, I play nerd. Don't make me punch your throat! | Ranier Wolfcastle (Mcbain) |
| Oh Dear, I've been RE-DORKULATED! | Professor Frink |
| oh my god i killed wilson! looks like it's back to jail for me! | Tim Allen (spoof) |
| Please do not offer my god a peanut. | Apu |
| See you in hell, dinner plate! | Homer Simpson |
| Mrs. Simpson, I--I cannot go there. That is the scene of my spiritual depantsing. | Apu |
| This is the worst thing you've ever done. | Marge Simpson |
| I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff. | Moe |
| When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. | Ralph |
| Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.' | Kent Brockman |
| Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day. | Hans Moleman |
| I don't know, my Dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. | Milhouse |
| If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time. | Lisa Simpson |
| History's like an amusement park. Except instead of rides you have dates to memorize. | Marge Simpson |
| If I weren't so afraid of clowns, I'd give you a big hug. | Jay Leno (as himself) |
| Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem? | Barney Gumble |
| The watchdog of public safety, is there any lower form of life? | Mr. Burns |
| With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! | Homer Simpson |
| Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse? | Mayor Quimby |
| Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? | Mr. Burns |
| Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. | Abe Simpson |
| This candy is subpar. Any religion that embraces carob is not for .. | Carl Carlson |
| I stand by my racial slurs. | Mayor Quimby |
