Rules Of Acquisition

The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition from Star Trek

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1 Once you have their ____, you never give it back.	Money
3 Never pay more for ____ than you have to.	An Acquisition
6 Never allow family to stand in the way of ____.	Opportunity
7 Keep your ____ open.	Ears
9 Opportunity plus ____ equals profit.	Instinct
10 ____ is eternal.	Greed
16 A ____ is a ____.	Deal
17 A contract is a contract is a contract ... but only between ____.	Ferengi
18 A Ferengi without ____ is no Ferengi at all.	Profit
21 Never place ____ above profit.	Friendship
22 ____ can hear profit in the wind.	A Wise Man
23 Nothing is more important than your ____ ...except for your money.	Health
31 Never make fun of a Ferengi's ____.	Mother
33 It never hurts to suck up to the ____.	Boss
34 ____ is good for business.	War
35 Peace is good for ____.	Business
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45 ____ or die.	Expand
47 Never trust a ____ wearing a better suit than your own.	Man
48 The bigger the ____, the sharper the knife.	Smile
57 Good customers are as rare as ____. Treasure them.	Latinum
59 Free ____ is seldom cheap.	Advice
62 The riskier the ____, the greater the profit.	Road
74 ____ equals profit.	Knowledge
75 Home is where the heart is, but ____ are made of latinum.	The Stars
76 Every once in a while, declare ____. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.	Peace
94 Females and ____ don't mix.	Finances
95 Expand or ____.	Die
98 Every man has his ____.	Price
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102 ____ decays, but latinum lasts forever.	Nature
103 ____ can interfere with your lust for latinum.	Sleep
109 ____ and an empty sack is worth the sack.	Dignity
111 Treat people in your debt like ____ ... exploit them.	Family
112 Never have ____ with the boss's sister.	Sex
125 You can't make a deal if you're ____.	Dead
139 ____ serve, brothers inherit.	Wives
168 Whisper your way to ____.	Success
??? A man is only worth the sum of his ____.	Possessions
190 Hear all, trust ____.	Nothing
194 It's always good to know about new ____ before they walk in your door.	Customers
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203 New customers are like ____. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.	Razor-Toothed Gree-Worms
208 Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is ____.	An Answer
211 ____ are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.	Employees
214 Never begin ____ on an empty stomach.	A Negotiation
217 You can't free a ____ from water.	Fish
229 Latinum lasts longer than ____.	Lust
239 Never be afraid to mislabel a ____.	Product
263 Never let ____ interfere with your lust for latinum.	Doubt
285 No ____ ever goes unpunished.	Good Deed
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Unofficial Rules

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142 Only ____ sell wholesale.	Fools
286 When ____ leaves, it's all over.	Morn
299 After you've exploited someone, it never hurts to ____ them. That way, it's easier to exploit them next time.	Thank
??? ____ begins at home.	Exploitation
(The unwritten rule) When no appropriate ____ applies, make one up.	Rule
??? When the messenger comes to appropriate your ____ ... kill the messenger.	Profits
??? ____, like latinum, is a highly limited commodity.	Time
??? Always inspect the ____ before making a deal.	Merchandise
??? Money is money, but ____ are better.	Females
??? Why ____, when you can take?	Ask
??? A good ____ is easier to believe than the truth.	Lie
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Reference: http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition