Knock Knock Jokes

Overview

These are all short dialogues between person 1 (P1) and person 2 (P2), as follows:

The Jokes

Name	Answer
Atch	God Bless You!
Mayor C. Boak	You're Welcome!
Orange	Aren't You Gonna Laugh Now?
Tat	No, I'd rather have a nose ring.
Yoda Lady	Enjoy your trip to Switzerland?
Cash	No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Kook	Sorry, no more Cocoa Puffs for you.
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Name	Answer
Goog	You baby! Why don't you grow up?
Toeph	No thanks, I'm allergic to soy protein.
Catch	Gesundheit!
Goon E. Goog	Oh, that was one of my favorite Eddie Murphy skits!
Ya	No, I like Google better.
Poop	Getting uppity now, aren't you?
Boo	Don't cry. Things will get better.
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Name	Answer
Tisch	No, I have a handkerchief.
Hoot	Catch any mice last night?
Donna	Didn't he used to be on before Oprah?
Pete Armay	Didn't he play Chewbacca in Star Wars?
You	Hey, are you calling me?
Ash	Could you use a tissue next time?
Chooch	Oh, here comes the train.
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Name	Answer
Bally	No, believe me, I'm not exaggerating.
Dude	Need some toilet paper?
Mama Hu	Gee, I didn't know you spoke Chinese.
Nay Tonya	No, I think Ehud Olmert is the Prime Minister now.
Toot	No, I just wear a leotard when I dance.
Mathy	Mark, Luke, John, Acts.
Wundt	Buckle my shoe!
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Name	Answer
Shoosh	Those gnats are annoying, aren't they?
Koo Cheek	What, is Charo in the house?
Skoo Bead	Where's Shaggy?
Zanad	Where's the Pleasure Dome?
Isles	Not if my lawyer can help it!
Innez	That's where you belong.
Yeah Bud Abbott	Hey Wilma!
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Name	Answer
Honeyed	Those are great for breakfast.
Mount End	Ah, my favorite drink!
Milly	This place seems alright.
Oh Verd	I hope there aren't any late fees.
Haired	Bouffants are great.
Fond	I prefer plain chocolate.
Ron Dave	I already have a date.
Barbie Key	That tastes great with baked beans.
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Name	Answer
Ike E.	Madonna's is high enough to make her a genius.
Day Jovv	It does seem oddly familiar, doesn't it?
Whinny Thupp	Cuddly little silly old bear.
Can Gar	Is that a Joey in your pocket?
Snaff	Yeah, it is pretty crazy around here.
Depp Hard	Wasn't he in "Cyrano" and "102 Dalmations" ?
Addie	Farewell to you, too.
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Name	Answer
Parr Laive	No, I don't speak French.
Hike	3-line poems are nice.
Tim Bucked	(Timbuktu)
Hinned	(Hindu)
Aven	(Avenue)
Ree Vee	(Review)
Vood	(Voodoo)
Pea Catch	(Pikachu from Pokemon)
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Name	Answer
Sue Duke	I like number puzzles too.
Duke	Also known as Darth Tyranus.
Rag	Now that's Italian!
Shoe Zits	No, I prefer Kung Fu.
Chew Chits	No, I prefer Karate.
Chits	No, I prefer Pekinese.
Zool	(Zulu)
Pare	(Peru)
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Name	Answer
Cat-Manned	(Katmandu)
Cuds	My back yard is full of it.
Doan T.	Don't you like knock knock jokes?
Urd	(Urdu)
Hoot	(Hutu)
Int	(Into)
Under	My favorite pair were Spideys.
Yee Nog	(Yeenoghu from Dungeons & Dragons)
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Name	Answer
Les Miz	(Lammasu from Dungeons & Dragons)
Glob Rezz	(Glabrezu from Dungeons & Dragons)
Kuh Thool	(Cthulhu from H. P. Lovecraft)
Van What	(Vanuatu)
C	(Sioux)
E	(ewe, eww, you, Hugh)
Mizz	(Mizzou as in Missouri)
Kayla Muzz	(Kalamazoo, Michigan)
Door May've	No, I'm wide awake.
Ayn	(Ainu)
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