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Knock Knock Jokes

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Updated 2009-02-28 17:17

Overview

These are all short dialogues between person 1 (P1) and person 2 (P2), as follows:
P1: Knock, Knock.
P2: Who's There?
P1: (Name)
P2: (Name) Who?
P1: (Answer)

The Jokes

NameAnswer
AtchGod Bless You!
Mayor C. BoakYou're Welcome!
OrangeAren't You Gonna Laugh Now?
TatNo, I'd rather have a nose ring.
Yoda LadyEnjoy your trip to Switzerland?
CashNo thanks, I prefer peanuts.
KookSorry, no more Cocoa Puffs for you.
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NameAnswer
GoogYou baby! Why don't you grow up?
ToephNo thanks, I'm allergic to soy protein.
CatchGesundheit!
Goon E. GoogOh, that was one of my favorite Eddie Murphy skits!
YaNo, I like Google better.
PoopGetting uppity now, aren't you?
BooDon't cry. Things will get better.
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NameAnswer
TischNo, I have a handkerchief.
HootCatch any mice last night?
DonnaDidn't he used to be on before Oprah?
Pete ArmayDidn't he play Chewbacca in Star Wars?
YouHey, are you calling me?
AshCould you use a tissue next time?
ChoochOh, here comes the train.
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NameAnswer
BallyNo, believe me, I'm not exaggerating.
DudeNeed some toilet paper?
Mama HuGee, I didn't know you spoke Chinese.
Nay TonyaNo, I think Ehud Olmert is the Prime Minister now.
TootNo, I just wear a leotard when I dance.
MathyMark, Luke, John, Acts.
WundtBuckle my shoe!
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NameAnswer
ShooshThose gnats are annoying, aren't they?
Koo CheekWhat, is Charo in the house?
Skoo BeadWhere's Shaggy?
ZanadWhere's the Pleasure Dome?
IslesNot if my lawyer can help it!
InnezThat's where you belong.
Yeah Bud AbbottHey Wilma!
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NameAnswer
HoneyedThose are great for breakfast.
Mount EndAh, my favorite drink!
MillyThis place seems alright.
Oh VerdI hope there aren't any late fees.
HairedBouffants are great.
FondI prefer plain chocolate.
Ron DaveI already have a date.
Barbie KeyThat tastes great with baked beans.
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NameAnswer
Ike E.Madonna's is high enough to make her a genius.
Day JovvIt does seem oddly familiar, doesn't it?
Whinny ThuppCuddly little silly old bear.
Can GarIs that a Joey in your pocket?
SnaffYeah, it is pretty crazy around here.
Depp HardWasn't he in "Cyrano" and "102 Dalmations" ?
AddieFarewell to you, too.
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NameAnswer
Parr LaiveNo, I don't speak French.
Hike3-line poems are nice.
Tim Bucked(Timbuktu)
Hinned(Hindu)
Aven(Avenue)
Ree Vee(Review)
Vood(Voodoo)
Pea Catch(Pikachu from Pokemon)
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NameAnswer
Sue DukeI like number puzzles too.
DukeAlso known as Darth Tyranus.
RagNow that's Italian!
Shoe ZitsNo, I prefer Kung Fu.
Chew ChitsNo, I prefer Karate.
ChitsNo, I prefer Pekinese.
Zool(Zulu)
Pare(Peru)
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NameAnswer
Cat-Manned(Katmandu)
CudsMy back yard is full of it.
Doan T.Don't you like knock knock jokes?
Urd(Urdu)
Hoot(Hutu)
Int(Into)
UnderMy favorite pair were Spideys.
Yee Nog(Yeenoghu from Dungeons & Dragons)
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NameAnswer
Les Miz(Lammasu from Dungeons & Dragons)
Glob Rezz(Glabrezu from Dungeons & Dragons)
Kuh Thool(Cthulhu from H. P. Lovecraft)
Van What(Vanuatu)
C(Sioux)
E(ewe, eww, you, Hugh)
Mizz(Mizzou as in Missouri)
Kayla Muzz(Kalamazoo, Michigan)
Door May'veNo, I'm wide awake.
Ayn(Ainu)
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